Bohemian Rosenau

Is this stuff real science?
Or is it theology?
Obsessed with Coynes site,
God help the NCSE,
My heros are guys, like Ruse, Stangroom and Mooney,
I'm just a poor boy, dropped out of my PhD,
I took the easy route, cynicism, chose accomodationism,
Evidence or logic doesn't really matter to me,
or Wally...

Ha-ha! I just flamed the gnus,
"Like the Tea-Party!", I said, that'll teach those poopy heads,
Religion, what's wrong with some?
Left up to gnus, they'd throw it all away
Jerry, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, really hope I made him sigh,
Faith and Science work fine, ask Francis Collins,
Epistemology, why? Guess it doesn't really matter

Gnu hate, it's time for some,
But Jerry's laughing at my lines, calls them faitheistic whines,
That's it, no more nice guy, I'll make him pay,
Gotta call him on his wrong theology,
Dammit, those gnu-ooh-ooh-oohs, said it's fairy tales and lies.
I sometimes wish I'd never even blogged at all.

-Guitar solo-

I want a little fellowship or just a grant,
Templeton! Templeton! Can't you see I'm your best fanboy!
Coyne and Benson's writing, it's very, very frightening to me!
and (Pigliucci) Pigliucci (Pigliucci) Pigliucci, Pigliucci Massimo!
Yes Massimo-oh-oh,
He's a Professor, knows his philosophy
We know, 'cause he tells us at every opportunity,
Spare us, we beg, from his pomposity
Really Josh, you're in a hole, you should let it go
Joshua! No! He will not let it go
(Let it go!) Joshua! He will not let it go
(Let it go!) Joshua! He will not let it go
(Let it go) Will not let it go
(Let it go) Will not let it go (Let it go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, No, No!
Mama mia, digging deeper, can't be clearer, let it go
Josh Rosenau, put that shovel to the side, and keep, some dig--niteeEEEEEE!!

Guitar Riff

So you think Jason pwned me for the fifteenth time
Jerry, PZ and Larry, they're forming a line,
Ophelia, not you too, think I'll squeal, yeah!,
Just gonna go pout, just gonna go pout, scowl and sneer!

Religion really matters, Anyone can see,
Religion really matters,
It's needed to promote morality,
Anyway where's Pastor Jones?